15. The Star of Mitchell Man
The Sweet Perk of a Cooking Partner
Purchased By: Boyfriend
Average Order Price: Hopefully, free!
Having a lover who can cook is like a lovely cherry on top of an already excellent chocolate sundae. It adds an extra layer of sweetness to the relationship. However, just as the Mitchell Man star is not the same as a Michelin star, having a partner who makes culinary claims doesn’t always guarantee gourmet results.

The Mitchell Man Star: A Culinary Irony
Source: Pinterest and Buzzfeed
Even though it was just boiling spaghetti and reheated frozen chicken cutlets, this obviously fortunate girlfriend enjoyed a supper prepared by her partner. The meal may not have been gourmet, but the effort was certainly appreciated.
All we can hope is that she gifted her lover a cookbook or that her "Mitchell Man" jab was intended as a playful irony!
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