Prepare to LOL: Fast Food Faux Pas That Missed the Mark

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7. The Pizza With an Adorably Green Look

Pizza Night: The Ultimate Friday Treat
Place of Order: A pizzeria

Average Order Price: $10–$15

Nothing quite makes a Friday feel like a Friday like ordering two pizzas with extra cheese and your choice of smoked meat or veggies. Pizza is arguably one of the most universally loved foods, bringing joy to countless tables around the world.

While debates about toppings—especially the infamous pineapple—might spark some feuds, they don’t overshadow the overall love for pizza. It’s a dish that transcends preferences, making it a go-to choice for gatherings and celebrations.


 

The Pizza That Appears A Little Too Green

When you encounter a pizza that looks like the one in the photo, it can be hard to appreciate it. While broccoli and cheese might be familiar toppings, things take a turn for the strange. Is that a pineapple we see? Okay, we can get behind that.

But wait—what’s that? Is it chocolate? Mint? Or perhaps it’s mold masquerading as a bizarre topping? The sight alone raises questions that are tough to answer, both in terms of taste and presentation.

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Comments

  1. TurbineVoyage

    Appreciate the restraint in wording.

  2. CipherVoyage

    Want a version with metrics.

  3. ArcticQuill

    Trims decision fatigue nicely.

  4. VelvetAtrium

    Nice asymmetry exploitation.

  5. NebulaCartographer

    The abstraction layer feels healthy.

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